Interview With An Omnymphotent

INTERVIEW WITH AN OMNYMPHOTENT
 
Although many people have been visited by the Omnymphotents, we still don’t really know that much about them. They’re usually too busy driving us out of our minds with pleasure, or roping us into their sex games. It seems not many of them really like to just sit down and talk, especially not about themselves. Rumors abound, but the Omnys don’t confirm or deny much.
 
I suppose that makes me fortunate that my Omny is more platonically social with mortals. I’ve written several informative articles for the PlayNet Library based on our conversations, trying to share some basic facts with those of us who have access. The Omnys like keeping things mysterious, but I convinced mine that it might help our relationship with them to have at least some baseline understanding of where they are coming from.
 
I’m not a professional journalist, and even for this interview, the Omnys are not very forthcoming, so don’t expect much. But hopefully this glimpse of insight will do something for you.

You My Goddess

NOTE: This is based on an old vignette from 2009 by the same name. I felt would fit well in the setting, but ended up doing a total rewrite anyway.
 
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I should have known better than to mouth off at you, but I was just too frustrated. Ever since you gained your incredible powers, you seemed to have less and less time for me. We used to be friends with benefits, technically not exclusive, but neither of us had any other partners for whole two years.
 
That changed, of course, when you gained your new powers. The first time we had sex using your abilities, it was like a prolonged out-of-body experience. Neither of us had ever felt so much pleasure before. For three straight days, I helped you experiment with your powers, letting you use your endless sexual spells on me, fucking you and being fucked by you in ways even porn stars couldn’t imagine.