Loosening Up

A Game of Blind Dates: As the number of Omnys increased, and distinct cliques were beginning to form as a result, Whitney thought it would be a fun idea to devise a new game that would open up more chances for her fellow Omnys to connect. Omnys who wanted to participate would throw their names into a hat, and the names would be pulled out two at a time. Those who were paired off would each be sent to a private pocket dimension, committed to spending an entire day with one another.

While the odds often paired off girls who were fully down with playing together, those more isolating or shy Omnys who could be convinced to join the game might get the chance to hang out with someone they wouldn’t have previously considered!

***

Lettie popped into being on a stretch of soft sand. She was in the middle of a tiny, peaceful island, mostly sand with a few trees, the sea gently lapping at the shores. To her left was a small wooden shack with a bed. In front of her was a quartet of logs surrounding a small ring of pale stones, ready for firewood. The sun was already mostly set, and the stars were just starting to peak through the twilit sky. Lettie sat down on the sand, using one of the logs as a backrest, and waved her hand towards the stone ring, creating a self-sustaining fire without bothering to collect any wood first.

A moment later, Megan suddenly appeared. She glanced over to Lettie and scowled.

“Great,” she muttered. “Why do I gotta be stuck with you?”

Lettie gave her a bemused smile and a shrug. “Probably cuz it’d be funny? Cuz I’m the chipperist and you’re the bitterist?”

Megan blinked, then scowled deeper. “Probably. What a pain in the ass.”

“Sorry I’m not Shady,” said Lettie with a smirk. “I know you love her more.”

Megan’s scowled lessened, but didn’t go away entirely. “Love is laying it on a little thick. I like her sometimes.”

“Just sometimes?”

“When she’s not being so damn pushy!” said Megan.

Lettie laughed. “Aw, that’s what makes her so fun!” She suddenly shifted into the form of the purple-eyed black woman, got to her feet, and slinked towards the nerd-cute brunette. “I can roleplay her a bit.”

Megan sighed in disgust. “No thanks,” she said, but Lettie smirked as she saw how Megan’s eyes lingered on her.

“Aw, she’s gunna break you in one of these days!” With a laugh, the country cutie returned to her regular form, bouncing on her feet a bit. “So, we’re stuck here for a day. What do you want to do?”

Megan shrugged. She raised a hand, and a customized handheld game system popped into her palm. She held it up. “Gunna get my game on. You can do whatever.”

Lettie sighed and pouted. “Come on, we’re stuck together, let’s have some fun with it!”

“Nah, I’m bowing out.”

Lettie threw her hands up and rolled her eyes. “What’d you even sign on for this for, if you weren’t gunna participate?”

“I lost a bet to Shady, so I obligated myself to join the line-up,” Megan grumbled. “But that doesn’t mean I gotta make it worth her while!”

Lettie laughed. “What were you just crossing your fingers, hoping you’d get Jax? Come on, lighten up! We can still make some fun together!”

“You’re a bubbly airhead, I’m a frigid bitch,” said Megan. “Contrary to TV sitcoms, opposites to not attract.”

Lettie teleported herself right up next to Megan and coiled her arms around her, quick enough the other Omny made a little “eep!” and dropped her handheld. “On the contrary, they make the spiciest pairings!”

Megan bodily shoved Lettie back, hard enough to throw the girl clear across the island. Instead, Lettie rolled with the push, most of the force slipping off her. She spun and backflipped into a perfectly calm stance, smiling with amusement. Megan glared at her.

“Sorry,” said Lettie. “I thought you liked the forceful stuff.”

“I am not fucking you!” huffed Megan.

“Even if I turned into a boy?” said Lettie.

“No!”

“Hey, it worked for Shady!”

“I only let Shady do that once, when my libido was still raw, and Jax wasn’t around yet. She hasn’t convinced me since, and you aren’t even close to getting there!”

“Sheesh, you really don’t like the rest of us at all, huh?”

“I like Jax,” said Megan.

Lettie grinned. “Okay, well, everybody likes Jax.”

Megan grit her teeth. Truth be told, she wasn’t even mad at the advance. It was to be expected of an Omny, herself included. Lettie just annoyed her by default.

Lettie tilted her head and smiled with a patience she didn’t normally display. “For the record, I like you just fine.”

“You like everybody,” muttered Megan.

“Not true,” said Lettie. “I love most of the others.”

Megan rolled her eyes. “Not a big distinction with us.” She crossed her arms. “I don’t hate you, but I really just have no interest in any of you. And some of you outright annoy me.”

“Well, you’re not the brightest spot of sunshine for all of us, either,” said Lettie.

“I know. Now, if you’ll excuse me.” Megan flicked her wrist, and the handheld zipped back into her grasp. “I’m gunna go pass the time until this stupid little challenge is finished.” She turned to walk into the wooden shack.

And then Lettie was suddenly on top of her, shoving her to the ground. Megan, caught off guard yet again, struggled to break her grip, but Lettie countered every attempt to slip away, even blocking attempts to teleport or phase through the ground. The country cutie grinned with a wicked gleam in her eye. “I get it. You like it mean. It’s been a while, and I not might have been on Domina’s level, but I’ve gone there in ways I think even you could appreciate.”

Megan grit her teeth and sneered at Lettie. Suddenly, her mouth enlarged, her teeth converting to serrated, shark-like blades, and she snapped her head forward like a snake, crunching down onto Lettie’s skull, and tearing the other Omny’s face clean off!

Lettie let out a yelp, not expecting a move like that! Then she converted her body into pure, titanium-liquifying acid, splashing down over Megan and searing the other girl’s skin off. Megan let out an equally surprised yelp, and teleported away, restoring her clothes and body. She looked back at the puddle, anticipating Lettie’s next move.

There was only a laugh, as Lettie pulled herself up out of the puddle, reforming her own body and clothes. She smiled and gave an elaborate shrug. “See? We’re having fun! You want to beat on each other instead of fuck, I’m down to do that, too!”

Megan grit her teeth. “Oh, fuck off! This is why I can’t stand you bitches! You can’t take the fuckin’ hint!”

Lettie just gave her a “bitch please” expression. “You literally don’t take no for an answer with your Playthings.”

“I’m not your Plaything!”

Lettie laughed, then snapped her fingers in an “aha!” gesture. “Oh, yeah, that’s right! It’s Domina who’s Devi’s Plaything!”

Megan let out a yell, and teleported right up to Lettie, swinging her fist in a wide arc. She expected Lettie to easily dodge, but went for it out of sheer spit anyway. Instead, Lettie let herself take the punch, only to roll with the blow, snag Megan by the arm, kick her legs out from under her, and shove the girl back into the sand, face down. Lettie put her foot on Megan’s shoulder blade and wrenched the girl’s arm back in such a way that if Megan had been mortal, it would have twisted off like a cooked chicken wing. Megan let out a shout, and Lettie suddenly staggered and coughed as a mass of spiny tarantulas suddenly appeared in her lungs, trying to tear their way out of her chest! Lettie bent over and coughed, vaporizing the spiders with a burst of fire breath!

“Ooh, that was a good one!” she said, voice a bit rough, and casually dodged as Megan’s hair transformed into a mass of blade-tipped whips, scything through the air where Lettie’s head had been.

“ENOUGH!” screamed Megan, teleporting her to feet and fuming at the country cutie. “JUST STOP IT!”

Lettie paused, then frowned. She’d been poised to spring at her again, but saw that Megan was not, in fact, getting in the mood. She seemed actually livid. Lettie relaxed her stance and held up her hands. “Jeez. Okay. I’m stopping.”

Megan took a moment, clutching her chest and forcing her breathing to calm.

“Wow, jeez. You’re really rattled, huh? I’m sor—”

“Fuck you.” Megan jabbed a finger at her and glared. “And don’t you dare make a joke!”

Lettie smiled apologetically, keeping her hands held up. She took a step back. “Megan. I’m sorry.”

“Why the fuck did you do that in the first place?”

Lettie shrugged. “I thought it might help you get some aggression out.”

“You caused the aggression!”

“I know, I know, I—” Lettie sighed. “Jeez. If this was the old me, I woulda kept on pushing it.”

“Well, the current you started it, and that’s already too far,” said Megan. She had mostly calmed down, but still had her fists clenched. “So, am I going to have to spend this entire time watching you like a hawk?”

Lettie shook her head. “No, no. I’m sorry. I just like to do stuff with people. And if you didn’t want to fuck, and you still had some bitter feelings about the rest of us, I dunno, I thought for a second, maybe we could do a little slap-fighting so you could work out your bad mood about us.”

“Are you fucking serious? Oh, sorry, bro, that was just a prank to help you out, lol! Are you seriously that fucked in the head?”

Lettie smirked. “At least as fucked in the head as you.”

Megan grit her teeth and clenched her fists tighter… then forced herself to relax fully. The truth was, if Lettie had wanted to completely clown on her, she wouldn’t have let herself get hit at all. Megan had forced herself to get a little better in the cosmic combat department since the Demi-Urge incident, but she was still a tier or three behind Lettie in an outright fight. She couldn’t decide if Lettie taking it easy on her pissed her off at the implied condescension, or if she, very begrudgingly, appreciated the consideration.

Unclenching her fists and taking a deep breath, she still glowered at the country cutie. “Point taken. But you got the wrong fuckin’ idea here. You want keep things cool between us? You don’t start by sucker punching me. You leave me the fuck alone, and I leave you alone.”

“That’s fine, but this little blind-date challenge is supposed to be a social pairing,” said Lettie. “Us coming here just for the two of us to go to opposite corners and not do anything with each other defeats the whole point!”

“Well, I clearly shoulda skipped out, bet or no!” said Megan. She retrieved her handheld one more time, and held up a finger as she started to turn towards the shack. “You do one more goddamned thing to me, and I am going to nuke this little World for the whole duration of the challenge!”

Lettie sighed. “Fine, fine.” So saying, she made a sweeping gesture over herself and towards the ground between the log and the fire. Her clothes vanished, except for her trademark plaid shirt, which slipped off her body; with a single flap, the shirt extended into a plaid blanket, which settled down on the spot where she had been previously sitting. She lay down on the blanket and spread her legs.

Megan blanched and crossed her arms. “I realize nympho is still in our name, but are you seriously just going to masturbate the rest of the time?”

Lettie grinned and winked at her as she settled her fingers against her clit. “Afraid you’ll get tempted?”

Megan scoffed and rolled her eyes. “As if.”

Lettie lifted her fingers off her sex, and as she did, a thick, throbbing penis suddenly sprouted up from her clit, a nine-inch veiny monster that pulsed to Megan’s senses. The other girl blinked as her gaze bounced right to it. The cock perfectly resembled one of her favorite Plaything’s members!

“What about now?” said Lettie with a grin. She winked and spoke in a sultry whisper as she wiggled the hard rod. “I’ll let you tease it!”

Megan uncrossed her arms and stalked over to the shack, not saying a word.

Lettie laughed and was about to return her penis back to a clit, then paused, shrugged and started stroking it instead. A second Lettie appeared kneeling between her legs and grabbed it for her, letting the first Lettie lay back and relax as her double did all the work. Lettie let out a pleased sigh as her double leaned down and started sucking the sensitive male organ. As futa-Lettie leaned back, a third Lettie appeared, straddling her head, and lowered her sex to her face, riding futa-Lettie’s tongue. The face-riding Lettie opened her mouth and her tongue extended into a thick tentacle, reaching back over her shoulder, trailing down blowjob-Lettie’s back. The enhanced tongue started lapping at the other double’s sex, before sliding it’s tip deep inside, where it writhed and wriggled for inner stimulation, bending at the entrance to continue rubbing against the clit.

The three bodies moaned, sharing one another’s pleasure, enjoying the stimulation to their loins, but also feeling sensual sensations in their mouths, forming a six-point daisy-chain circuit of Erotic Energy that had the three bucking against each other!

Megan, meanwhile, despite trying to concentrate on a customized rom-hack of a slutty Monster Girl game, couldn’t help but glance outside towards the crazy country cutie, blushing slightly as she saw Lettie turn masturbation into a lesbian gangbang. Despite being one of the two Straights of the Omnys, even Megan had occasionally tried a 69 with herself. Lettie’s lurid display was firmly tempting her to go for it right now! But she wasn’t going to give the other Omny the satisfaction! So instead, she forced herself to sit and ignore the lust simmering beneath her skin, just out of spite!

When this stupid “blind-date challenge” was over, some her Playthings were in for an absolutely brutal railing!

***

An Omny spending days in coitus was nothing unusual. Still, there was only so much of it Megan was willing to overhear! After hours of listening Lettie moan and shudder and cry out in ecstasy with herself, Megan’s sex was dripping with an aching need to get out of this little temporary world and fuck dozens of hapless mortal men straight into the ground!

In hindsight, trying to distract herself by playing erotic femdom games on her handheld might not have been the best strategy. She’d tried to pretend that Lettie’s moans and wet slapping sounds were just the background soundtrack to her games, but the country cutie had decided to let her Erotic Energies flow without restraint! Soon enough, the whole pocket dimension was buzzing with tangible lust, soaking the whole world in Omny Aphrodesiac, subtly but relentlessly tickling at Megan’s libido!

Finally, she couldn’t take it anymore! She teleported out to Lettie, striding through an orgy that was now thirty bodies large, female and futa versions of Lettie all screwing each other blind! Megan selected the one Lettie still in the center, grabbed her out from between the spit-roasting two futa-Letties were giving her, and threw her off the island to splash into the cool water. The rest of Lettie’s bodies vanished, leaving only the stink of sex in the air, and feminine fluids staining the sand!

Lettie came up from the water, her coughs and sputters turning into laughter.

Megan teleported in front of her. “KNOCK IT OFF, GODDAMN IT!”

Lettie laughed louder, clutching her stomach. “Oh, god, you’re gushing like Niagra Falls! You talk all tough about being so straight, but you’re just as horny for some Omny puss as the rest of us, huh?”

Megan, her body flushed with sexual heat, swung her fist at the girl, who side stepped, tapped Megan’s back, and made the cute nerd’s clothes vanish. As Megan landed on her hands and knees, Lettie’s fingers darted forward and stopped just shy of touching Megan’s oozing vaginal lips. Megan gasped as she felt Lettie’s Erotic Energies tickle her entrance, and for just a moment, she almost pushed herself back to feel the other Omny’s fingers. Then she caught herself, and with a furious cry, caused a tsunami to surge up from the water and power wash the entire island, shoving Lettie to the other shore.

Lettie just kept laughing, getting back to her feet, and teleporting back to the center, where her little campfire now hovered a few inches above the ground, despite the stone ring and the logs all being washed away, along with the shack.

Megan, not bothering to dress, teleported back to join her, fists balled up. “We got twelve more hours to go,” she said. “You want to make this a bang session, fine. Let’s Create some Playthings for each other and fuck them to pieces. That’s as far as I’ll go!”

Lettie made a dismissive “tch” and waved her off. She summoned a new blanket to sit on, and settled cross-legged down on it.

Megan scowled at her. “What are you doing?”

“I got it out of my system for the moment. You wanna play with yourself to cool off, you can.”

Megan glared at her. “No, fuck you, I know you were trying to rile me up on purpose! You’re not getting one over on me here!”

Lettie smiled and spread her arms and legs. “Come on, then! Give it to me!”

Megan let out a frustrated shout, caused another blanket to appear behind her, then dropped onto it and started roughly frigging her own clit, squeezing her eyes shut and gasping through grit teeth. Lettie just smirked and watched the show, grinning at how franticly the flustered brunette pleasure herself!

Megan kept her eyes shut to avoid looking at the other Omny, but Lettie smirked, spreading her legs and arching her back in a lurid display. She whistled and said, “Yeah, you work it, girl!”

Megan half-opened her eyes to glare at her, growling out, “You shut—” She was cut off as her eyes widened and her face flushed. Lettie had shifted her appearance once more into Shady, a perfect replica of the dark-skinned beauty, giving Megan the same smug smile Shady gave her lovers when they were utterly entranced! A pose and expression Megan thought epitomized the perfect air of a femdom goddess, as the sight of her body melted her Playthings’ brains!

So caught up in her lusts, Megan couldn’t stop herself from staring as she rubbed herself faster, her arousal peaking! “You… fuckin’… bitch…!” she hissed as she gave into the pleasure and came hard!

As the climax subsided, Megan fell back on her blanket, huffing, hot with frustration and shame at being so easily swept up! Why had she fallen for that little trick? Why the hell was Lettie clowning on her as easily with sex as with combat? What was wrong with her?

Lettie laughed, shifting back to her normal self. “Goddamn! That hit your G-Spot like a torpedo!”

“You tricked me!” snarled Megan.

Lettie scoffed. “Oh, get over yourself! It’s not my fault you can’t back up your bluster.” She grinned. “Trick like that woulda bounced right off you a couple years ago. You forget how to keep your guard up? Maybe holing up like a hermit in the other Omnyverse made you soft. You already forgot what it’s like to have to actually deal with our spill-over, huh?”

Megan let out a long, exasperated sigh. “Whatever.”

Lettie stood and stretched, and her own blanket vanished. “I’m gunna be honest, Megan, your personal feelings about me aside, it’s genuinely weird to me how devoted you are to your whole straight thing. Like Kat, I get, she’s got relationship carry-over from her previous concepts. But you? What’s actually stopping you from indulging in the rest of us? I know it isn’t a complete lack of interest. You got some curiosity in you. Preferences are one thing, but we’re sex goddesses. Such strict limits don’t tend to stick forever. Even Devi fools around with a guy once in a dozen blue moons, you know?”

Megan blanched. “I like what I like, and I like femdom. Sue me.”

Lettie rolled her eyes. “We’re all a bunch of femdoms! Even Cyl ties up a partner once in a while, if they’re into that. And you can dominate other girls, y’know.”

“Femdom means femdom!” said Megan. “Mixing femsub with it is against the point!”

“Are you tellin’ me you really never tried putting the screws to a girl Plaything?”

“No,” said Megan. She paused. “Well, I turned Sal into a girl once. But that doesn’t count.”

Lettie laughed. “Hey, me, too! But that’s really it?”

“Yes.”

“Huh. Then why’s Domina fully bi?”

Megan scoffed and got to her feet, vanishing her blanket as well. “Domina is very specifically not me.” She looked to Lettie. “Why do you care so much? What, you been pining to get in my pants, too? Or am I just an item on your bucket list?”

Lettie shrugged. “I could take you or leave you. I just wonder if maybe you’re forcing the whole straight thing as a way to keep pushing the rest of us away.” She put a hand to her forehead in a dramatic pose. “Oh, I can’t possibly be friends with the other Omnys! If I get too close, they’ll all try to fuck me, because I’m such a hot little piece of ass! But I couldn’t possibly, because I’m just so fuckin’ Straight you guys, for seriously!” Then she dodged back with another laugh as Megan appeared in front of her and took another hard swing.

Lettie returned the attempted decking with a quick side-step and a hard swat to Megan’s firm butt. Megan almost hit the sand again but she managed to catch herself by floating, correcting herself in mid-air to land back on her feet. She whirled and glared at Lettie, who just laughed and spread her arms again.

“Come on!” said the country cutie, beckoning the bitter brunette to come at her. “Just give it a try! Hey, think about how ticked Shady would be if I got to you before she did!”

Megan paused, then smirked and let out a single bark of a laugh. “You know, that’d almost be worth it, except no way am I gunna give you the satisfaction!”

Lettie smiled sardonically. “Ah, well, it was worth a shot.” She looked up to the sky, checking to see how much time they had left in this little world. “Alright, we still got a while, so I’m gunna get back to it.” She immediately popped out five duplicates of herself, who all started kissing and caressing.

Megan blanched. “Can’t you do something other than play with yourself?” Lettie opened her mouth, but Megan cut her off. “Or me?”

Lettie grinned. “Sure. But where’s the fun in that?” She grew another penis, and turned to join herselves.

Megan sighed and rolled her eyes. “Just keep your energies contained to your side!”

“Your loss!” said Lettie, before busying her mouth with her other bodies, the whole knot of self-lovers floating up and drifting to the far shore.

Megan went over to the other side of the island, rebuilt the shack, and went inside. Just in case, she erected a shield around the shack to block any ambient energies Lettie might “accidentally” project in her direction. She summoned her handheld, turned it on, then stared at it for a minute, frowning. She found she wasn’t in the mood for this kind of game right now.

Instead, she lay on the shack’s bed, spread her legs, and idly played with herself as she mulled over Lettie’s words. Instinctively, she wanted to reject everything the country ditz had said. What the fuck did she know, after all?

But as she closed her eyes and fantasized about blue balling boys until their testicles nearly burst with unspent sperm, Megan allowed herself to imagine turning a few of those boys into girls to further humiliate and frustrate them, teasing their bodies in ways only girls could truly experience. And then she imagined Shady was there with her. And then she imagined kissing her as they each rode a thrashing, desperate boy together.

As her pleasure built and she rubbed herself faster, she found the fantasy didn’t completely repulse her. She grit her teeth. Goddamn it, Shady! This whole thing had to have been set up by her just to fuck with her head! Megan wouldn’t put it past to her to recruit her fellow Omnys into helping her pull such a stunt! Megan rubbed herself faster. Fine! FINE! When this stupid fucking “dating game” was over, Megan was going to put that pushy bitch in her place once and for all!

From the other side of the island, Lettie paused mid-multi-cunnilingus to grin as she eavesdropped on Megan’s lurid thoughts. Shady was going to owe her one for this!

***

Half a day later, Shady was busying herself building a giant golden dick-themed fortress in Voxella. She’d been neglectful of the World she’d created as a joke on Sal’s Minecraft addiction, but recently she’d come up with some new features for the World, which she planned to run some of her nerdier Playthings through for her next tease and denial game.

She’d just put the finishing touches on her structure, when something suddenly tackled her from behind! A familiar form pressed against her back, smashing her into the dirt and stone. Shady morphed her body the other way to face her assailant, giving Megan a bemused grin, only to be cut off as the bitter brunette planted her lips against hers! Shady shuddered as Megan shoved a powerful jolt of Erotic Energy straight down her throat!

Megan broke the kiss. “Fine, goddamn it! We’ll fucking do it your way this time!”

Shady laughed, shivering off the surge of pleasure, and morphed her body into shadow, sliding out of Megan’s grasp. Before Megan could turn, Shady solidified, grabbed her from behind, and crushed her further into the ground. Stone blocks broke by another few layers for a dozen yards around from the force of the impact.

“Oh, so now you wanna fuck around, huh, nerd? Now, out of nowhere, you wanna start scissorin’?”

Megan grit her teeth. “Out of no where, my ass! You set me up! Roping me into the dumb date challenge, then getting me caged in with Lettie! If you were gunna try that stunt, you shoulda just done it yourself!”

Shady laughed. “I actually didn’t plan that, I just knew you’d be irritated no matter who you ended up with! But it looks like our little country cutie did me a solid!” She made both their clothes vanish, and grew a thick, meaty cock, pressing its throbbing girth against Megan’s ass. Megan let out a gasp, her pussy flowing as Shady imposed an even harder shot of pure, cosmic aphrodisiac into the already horned up brunette! As Megan mewed at the unexpected surge, Shady whispered in her ear. “Now I’m gunna do you a solid!”

Megan pushed back, but she was too worked up to fully fight it. She waited for Shady to push her throbbing member into her—and let out an aching cry when the wicked Omny suddenly vanished off her back, leaving her hanging!

Megan huffed, got to her feet, and turned to face Shady, who was snickering from the edge of the crater. She’d already vanished her futa-cock, and stood with hands on hips, grinning down at her.

“No teasing this time!” yelled Megan. “Let’s just get down to it!”

“Oh, fuck off, you little geek! Years of trying to get back in your pants, and you act like it’d be the end of your world to just enjoy yourself with me, without shoving some guys in between us! And you suddenly expect me to just fuck you on demand?”

Megan teleported behind Shady and boldly clutched her from behind, grabbing her pussy and firing a concentrated bolt of sexual magic right into her core. Shady let out a cry and shivered, not expecting the sheer force of Megan’s spell. “If you’d really wanted to take me, you could have done it at any time!” growled Megan. “I was always worth more to you as a snarky punchline! I was always just another one of your nerds you like to fuck with! The difference is, I can actually push back, and you didn’t want the challenge!”

Shady reached behind and clutched at Megan, one hand extending two fingers, which she boldly jammed deep into the brunette’s ass and pussy! Megan jerked from the sudden intrusion, and Shady let fly a bolt of erotic energy that lit up every one of Megan’s nether nerves! The brunette shrieked in orgasm, bucking and gasping and clutching at Shady, digging her fingers deeper into her sex and firing another hard bolt of pleasure energy!

The two women came hard together, their energies reverberating through the World, causing the land around them to quake! As the tight clench of climax eased, the two shoved away from each other, neither willing to give in to the other’s grasp just yet. The two fell to hands and knees, gasping hard. Shady was still grinning, Megan just looked frazzled.

“I really did want you, Megan,” said Shady. “I was nice enough to you to go boy-mode for you on our first hook up! I figured I’d ease you into the girl-on-girl action. But then you hooked onto Jax, and made a whole big stinkin’ deal about how you’re absolutely too straight to possibly do it with me ever again! I wasn’t ready to start a war over it, because Harmonious Co-Existence and alla that shit, but I’m a sore loser, so if I couldn’t get between your legs, I was at least gunna have fun gettin’ between your ears!”

She stood and dusted herself off. “Speakin’ of, I guess you hadn’t considered that I’ve actually experienced plenty of action with you already. Jax and I might not be up each other’s mental assholes 24/7 like you and Domina, but we still touch minds and swap experiences. Every time he railed your skinny white ass, he shared it with me. Guess he felt bad stealing my spot.” She shrugged. “Granted, he doesn’t fuck you like I would have, but I got some jollies off it.”

Megan scowled and stood as well. She should have figured. “Well, I shared Domina’s brief fling with you, too, so I already know how you fuck girls. But likewise, she doesn’t screw like I do, either.”

Shady tilted her head to the side, giving her a once over. “Alright. So, after some time away, you realized how much you missed soaking in our cosmic juices. You finally ready to give into your bisexual destiny?”

“I said I’d do it your way this time, didn’t I?”

“And you think I’m gunna to let you?” Shady sneered at her. “After all this time playing hard to get, you think I fucking care about fucking your lanky bitch ass anymore?”

Megan paused and found herself pouting slightly. She stared at Shady, surprised to feel a bit of hurt. Beneath the instinct to put up the tough, Teflon bitch front, she hadn’t expected Shady to actually shoot her down once the offer was on the table.

“I—”

“I mean, sure, on principle, I’d still fuck ya. I’ll fuck just about anything.” Shady smirked and put her hands on her hips again. “But after blue ballin’ me all this time? Give me one reason I shouldn’t kick you to the fuckin’ curb!”

Megan looked down and swallowed hard. Her face flushed. “I like you,” she muttered.

Shady laughed. “Of course you do. I’m me!”

“No, you fucking idiot.” Megan glared at her. “I like you, okay? Christ, I admit it! You drive me up the fucking wall because you’re such a goddamned pest, but deep down, we’re two peas in a pod! Hell, I was almost going to be your first Splinter at one point, and Salamando didn’t go through with it because we were already so much alike!”

She let out a frustrated breath. “And maybe… maybe, besides my stubbornness about my preferences… besides you originals annoying me so much, I…” She sighed. “Why do you think I still hung out with you, when I stayed far away from the other Progenitors? Even after I had Jax as an alternative? Even after moving to the Second Omnyverse?”

“Go on,” said Shady, grinning.

Megan grit her teeth, forcing the words out. “I’m… sorry, okay? I’m sorry I’ve been such a bitch. I could blame it on just being my character archetype, or that it’s just natural for the whole straight-girl/wacky-girl dynamic we got going on, but… I guess, in the end, I like you, but I also kinda resent you sometimes. You’re my kind of woman, but part me always felt redundant being around you. I guess I let my bitterness over that, among other things, fester. I wanted to hang out with you, but I couldn’t let go of my resentment enough to go all the way with you. And—”

She searched for more words, then threw up her hands and gave an exasperated sigh. “What else is there to say? This is who I am, and sometimes, I get in the way of my own wants, and it blinds me to the possibilities. So there. There’s my weepy therapy session confession. Take it and fuck me, or leave it and I find someone else to be my coming out partner while you watch!”

Shady’s smile eased from bemused to at least halfway sympathetic. “Alright, ya fuckin’ dork. On your knees.”

Megan sneered. “Nuh-uh. I ain’t agreeing to be your subby. I’m gunna be the one who fucks you!”

Shady laughed and stepped up to her. “Izzat so, geek?”

Megan stepped up in return, until the two were pressing their breasts together. Both shivered as the Erotic Energy sparked and crackled between them. “Y-yeah, that’s so!”

Shady grinned wickedly. “Let’s see if we can make Domina and Devi jealous.”

The two latched onto one another, shoving themselves into the Planar Void. Shady at least took a moment to warn the Five of what was coming, and this time, the Omnyverse was well shielded as the two sadistic lovers fucked each other to an absolutely catastrophic Energy Climax!

***

The two coalesced in a cuddle. Megan tried to squirm out of it, but Shady just held her closer. “Come on, baby. Soak in the love!”

“Oh, shut it,” muttered Megan, but she stopped trying to pull away.

And then Lettie was suddenly there, grinning down at them as she hovered over them. “Now that was fuckin’ hot!”

Megan blanched. “Don’t think you’re not still on my shit list!”

Lettie didn’t drop her grin. “Geez, even post-coitus, ya gotta be an asshole, huh?”

The brunette just sighed. “Yes, you got me. Congratulations. Don’t rub it in.”

“Yeah, we already did plenty of that!” said Shady with a laugh.

“You’re not really mad, are you?” said Lettie, giving her a curious look.

“I guess not,” admitted Megan. “But you’re killin’ my buzz here, so can you buzz off and let me enjoy the afterglow in relative peace?”

“Fine, fine,” laughed Lettie. She looked to Shady and winked. “But after this, you and me are gunna have super-sloppy seconds!”

Shady smirked. “Gimme a little time for pillow talk with my new pet first.”

Megan scowled. “Pet? Excuse me, you’re my pet, I think you’ll find.”

Shady laughed. “Yeah, we’ll just see how that shakes out, won’t we?”

Megan opened her mouth to retort, then just sighed and leaned a little more into Shady’s side. “Oh, whatever. How about we pretend to not be a sitcom straight couple and go five minutes without sassing each other?”

Lettie made an expression of mock surprise. “Dang, you broke her!”

Shady laughed again. “See? Staying straight’s overrated!”

“Sure,” said Megan, closing her eyes. “Now shut it.” She peeked them open again to look at Lettie. “Both of you.”

Shady and Lettie traded a grin and wink, before the country cutie vanished, leaving the two to actually enjoy a peaceful embrace for once.

END