Lettie: Hooray! Our first eBook! You can purchase it at Salamando's Smashwords page, at: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/1126539
Shady: It's about damn time! How long has he been sitting on that cover?
Cyl: About two months.
Shady: What took him so damn long?
Cyl: Well, you know how he is. He thought he was going to have to write a whole new novel to start us off for a potential new audience. Got stuck trying to decide what origin to go with. Again.
Devi: You'd think he would have learned by now.
Cyl: He's getting there.
Whitney: Is that supposed to be me on the cover?
Lettie: You look great!
Cyl: It's the best stock photo he could find to match the feel of us, but I think it works well.
Shady: Not jealous it's not you on the cover?
Cyl: I'm just happy we have a book of our own.
Shady: Uh-huh.
Cyl: Spare me your projection, please.
Shady: Never!
Devi: "Through Mortal Eyes"? What is that supposed to mean?
Whitney: It's a collection of our earliest stories, the tales where Sal first wrote about us. All of those were told through our Plaything's perspectives. Takes you back, doesn't it?
Devi: Ah, yes, the good old days, back when there was no plan whatsoever, and we all had maybe half a dimension of personality.
Lettie: C'mon, cut him some slack. We were just starting off! We were basically just a writing exercise experiment back then.
Devi: We're still a writing experiment. It was just nice and uncomplicated back then.
Shady: Enjoy it while it lasts, readers! After this, things immediately go off the rails! Not that I'm complaining!
Cyl: Let's be real, if it didn't, we probably wouldn't still be around. But with that said, readers, look forward to Book Two! Sal's going to have to do some rewriting to get that one to fit the ebook, but it should be out soon!
Salamando: Please don't make promises on my behalf.
Cyl: Please actually make the book.
Salamando: Fine. Gawd.
Cyl: Soon, please.
Salamando: Don't rush me!
Lettie: See you again real soon, folks!
Salamando: What did I just say?!
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