The Omnymphotents, Book Three: Cosmic Affairs

Sal: It’s been a hell of a year! I can’t quite believe it, but we somehow got enough stories to fill a massive, throbbing third eBook! You can purchase it on Smashwords at: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/1133398
 
Kat: Good work, Sal! I’m proud of you.
 
Cyl: We all are.
 
Sal: I guess someone has to be.
 
Reignbeau: Is being a self-flagellating sourpuss your brand or something?
 
Cyl, Kat, Demi, Wyllow, Sal: Yes.
 
Sal: Nah, but seriously. You’re the first cast of characters in a very long time that I’ve really been able to stick with long-term and make something out of. Well, relatively speaking, of course. I’m just the cringey self-insert Author Avatar. But dubious existentialism aside, I’m fairly happy with how things turned out.
 
Cyl: Me, too. Who’d have guessed that one-shot joke short from a couple years ago would have led to all of this?
 
Sal: Creativity is funny that way.
 
Osha: So, um, is this really it? Our series is over now? I just got here!
 
Sal: It’s the last of the “core series”, but it’s hardly the end of the Omnyverse. There’s still plenty of material to work with for more spin-offs, more stand-alone Omny stories, alternate media projects, etc. I guess you could consider this the “lore” side of the project, getting you all established and building your characters in ways the old Omny stories never really tapped into. Besides, you know our Author. Just because he says he’s done doesn’t mean he really is.
 
Demi: So there’s still a ton of adventures yet to be told.
 
Wyllow: And lots of sexy shenanigans yet to behold!
 
Illia: And plenty of mysteries yet to unfold.
 
Jax: I haven’t said anything yet, but I’ll cut in now, so I’m not left out in the cold.
 
Cyl: Salamando sure expanded the cast, didn’t he? Makes me feel kinda old.
 
Kat: Yeah, since the last book, we’ve increased by twofold!
 
Reignbeau: We already used “-fold”, now it’s you I shall scold.
 
Osha: Say what you will, but our banter’s pure gold!
 
Sal: You people drive me to drink.
 
Cyl: Happy reading, folks! And thanks for all your support!