Carli's Cocktease Caper

Carli came into the bathroom to the sight of Sera sobbing and Val comforting her. Carli blinked in surprise and hurried over to her friends, their request to meet her in such an odd place now clear. “What happened?”
 
Val looked up at her as she rubbed the crying girl’s back. “Sera tried asking out Donovan.”
 
Carli felt a pang of sympathy in her chest. “Oof. Didn’t go well?”
 
Sera looked up, tears streaking her mascara. “He said he didn’t date pigs!” She sniffled, trying to stop herself from sobbing more. “He said it right there in the hall! Everyone laughed! I was so embarrassed!”
 
Carli frowned and reached out to give her friend a hug. “Aw, hun. I’m so sorry.”

Alice TK - On The Beach

 The beach wasn’t exactly crowded, but Alice and Mike could only find one good spot to set up their stuff without being too far from the water, or being blocked by too many other couples. It was a nice, slightly more inclined spot.
 
Alice was hefting both her wooden beach chair and the large umbrella with much greater ease than a woman of her lithe build should have. Most people didn’t really seem to notice, or if they did, they didn’t comment. Mike, meanwhile, followed his wife while lugging a cooler and two towels. When they finally reached the spot, Alice planted the huge umbrella triumphantly in the sand. As she opened it up, she positioned it to form almost an half-tent to shade them from the sun.
 
Alice unfolded and positioned the heavy beach chair to one side. Mike set the bag behind the chair with a slight huff, and took the time to lay out one towel on the chair, and the other on the sand next to it. As he did so, the sand suddenly shifted beneath the towel to form a recliner shape.
 
“Thanks honey,” he said with a smile.

Naughty Husband

 “You know if we keep doing this, we're going to be late.”

 

“I'm not seeing the problem.”

 

“Come on, you know this event is important to me.”

 

“Ugh. I wish I tied you up before we started.”

 

“Haha. Much as I would have enjoyed that, there’s a reason I didn’t let you. Now hurry up. You have one minute to finish.”

 

I picked up the pace as I thrust into my wife. Within another forty seconds, her body tightened, and she let out long moan as she came. I wasn’t quite there yet myself but I was very close. I tried to beat the deadline, but my watchful wife was true to her word. Even as she shivered through the last part of her orgasm she kept an eye on the clock. As soon as that minute hand ticked over to 12, she pushed me away, leaving my cock wet and bobbing in the air.

 

“Hey! I wasn’t done!”

Lettie's Ex

The clock read 10 PM by the time I finally left the office. After fourteen hours of crunching numbers, all I wanted to do was sleep the whole weekend away. Maybe down a beer first, but probably just go right to sleep. Although I was a healthy, red-blooded young man, at that moment you could have plopped me in between two naked super-models, and I’d have probably just lay my head down on their tits like a pillow and conked right out. As it was, I closed my eyes and lay back as soon as I sat down in my car. A cat nap before taking off would probably be smart.
 
Some women, though, don’t care how tired you are. I happen to know one such woman, and she always picks the least convenient times to show up. As I sat in my car, resting my eyes, I was suddenly aware that someone else was in the vehicle. I hadn’t heard the door open. I hadn’t felt the car shift from someone stepping inside. I just had that feeling you get when you realize you’re not actually alone in an enclosed space.

You My Goddess

NOTE: This is based on an old vignette from 2009 by the same name. I felt would fit well in the setting, but ended up doing a total rewrite anyway.
 
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I should have known better than to mouth off at you, but I was just too frustrated. Ever since you gained your incredible powers, you seemed to have less and less time for me. We used to be friends with benefits, technically not exclusive, but neither of us had any other partners for whole two years.
 
That changed, of course, when you gained your new powers. The first time we had sex using your abilities, it was like a prolonged out-of-body experience. Neither of us had ever felt so much pleasure before. For three straight days, I helped you experiment with your powers, letting you use your endless sexual spells on me, fucking you and being fucked by you in ways even porn stars couldn’t imagine.

Glossary

For a quick reference, here are a list of common terms and phrases regarding the stories of the Omnyverse. Some of these terms may seem conflicting; mortals know very little about the Omnymphotents, and the Omnys do little to quell misinformation about themselves. As such, some terms known among mortals may be misleading, and there are some aspects to the setting that only the Omnys are aware of.

Appendicks: New Backstories

Author's Note: As with "The Spiral", this little segment was included in the second eBook to explain what the Omnys mortal lives had been in the new timeline, prior to their Ascensions. This is all covered in their profiles on the Cast Page, but are only briefly, if ever, referenced in the stories themselves. As such, I wrote this little summary as an appendix to the book. I figure while I'm posting the Spiral, I may as well post this, too, back-posted to fit the proper order as well, as new readers shouldn't be expected to have to read the cast page to jump into the story. 

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When reincarnating themselves into the new Omnyverse, the Omnys opted to first give themselves mortal lives, in order to give themselves a stronger sense of a fresh start. However, this is not a part of their lives the Omnys care to dwell upon. Likewise, their Author is not especially keen on writing a whole anthology novel covering their mortal backstories. For the sake of completion, however, their pre-Ascension lives in this new canon went as follows:

CYL

Cyl was born in Korea to Christian parents, and lived a stable, but dull life. She ended up becoming an unremarkable workaholic, grinding away at the office hours while dreaming of a more exciting lifestyle. Feeling pigeonholed in her career, and failing to find any long term romantic success, she had more or less resigned herself to a life of corporate drudgery. Romance and fantasy novels became her primary distractions, and small donations to charity helped her feel like she was doing some good in the world. She was never truly satisfied, however, but became too jaded with life to make a serious change.

Ascension has given her exactly the exciting life she always fantasized about: cosmic adventure and astonishing sex!

LETTIE

Lettie (short for Collette) was a sweet, fun-loving girl from a small Kentucky town, who certainly lived up to the phrase “town bicycle”. Although she grew up in a poor household, she had caring parents, and was easily able to make her own fun, letting her live a fairly carefree life. Perhaps a little too carefree.

Never settling down with any single boy or girl for long, she ran through the limited pickings in her hometown, until she managed to get into a local college with some meager savings from her parents and a student loan. She spent the school year partying much more than studying. Only her natural artistic talents and unparalleled cock-sucking skills kept her from failing her first semester, but her luck ran out by the end of her second.

After flunking out so terribly, she had a falling out with her parents, and the harsh realities of adult responsibilities suddenly bore down on her in a way she wasn’t prepared for. She ran away from home, falling in with a group of new-age hippies, and losing herself in further debauchery. Had things continued this way, Lettie would have eventually ended up a strung out druggie prostitute.

Fortunately for her, life’s harsher lessons never had time to kick in. She Ascended a mere month after running from home, and now nothing stands in the way of her endless hedonistic pursuits!

WHITNEY

Whitney spent most of her mortal life as a homeless girl living in the streets of Paris. She had once been part of France’s upper class, and some of her earliest memories were of her grandparent’s palatial estate. However, her father had squandered his wealth, and after a vicious falling out, had been disowned by his parents, leaving their family destitute. Shortly there after, her mother simply left them, and shortly after that, her father drank himself to death. By that point, her grandparents were out of reach, having moved to another country, and Whitney had no other family to fall back on.

Still, she refused to give up and die. She eventually turned to prostitution to survive, moving into a seedy brothel, where she allowed dangerous and desperate men to use her body however they saw fit. And if she didn’t satisfy the customer, she was beaten, and her cut of the pay reduced.

She never considered giving into suicide or turning to drugs, but she knew there was really no hope for her. Her only shot was to perhaps try, however low the odds, to win the heart of a rich, lonely man, and become his mistress or even just his live-in servant. It was a nice dream, at least, though she knew she would never again walk among the opulent abodes of the upper class.

Not until she Ascended, and obtained a wealth greater than all the hoards and finery on Earth: vast reality bending powers! Which, of course, she immediately put to use fashioning a luxurious lifestyle for herself, and enjoying the riches of eternal youth and sexual pleasures on her own terms!

SHADY

Shady (short for Shadia) was a young suburbanite from Georgia, who spent most of her well-off life, being bored, and stirring up trouble to relieve her ennui. Pulling pranks as a kid, sneaking out to parties as a teen, and being an overall brat with a smart mouth, she was always testing the patience of anyone in authority. And when it came to sex, nothing turned her on more than winding up boys, and sending them home blue balled!

Ascension for Shady was like being given the ultimate entertainment. Existence has now become an endless game to play, with so many new, hapless Playthings to enjoy! She’s now free to indulge her every desire, an humanity is just along for the ride!

DEVI

Devi grew up in a moderately wealthy family in India, becoming a fashion model, as well as doing some nude modeling. Despite coming from money and being a world-traveling supermodel, she felt stifled in her role. She liked the idea of being in the spotlight, of being admired for her beauty, but it was not until she met a few women who introduced her to the world of BDSM that she truly found something thrilling. She soon shifted careers, becoming a famous dominatrix porn star, working exclusively with lesbian actresses.

Unfortunately, her proud family considered this to be heinous, and disowned her as their daughter. Devi didn’t care, having more than enough money to support herself, and continuing to be successful in the industry, well into her thirties. Unfortunately, her popularity began to wane, as age took an undeniable toll on her looks, and the internet bolstered the competition for adult entertainment to a ludicrous degree. Devi had enough money to be set for life; it was the worship she desired, and for the first time in a decade, she began to feel unsatisfied as her popularity dwindled. She retired from the industry, only to find that for all she had been cultivating professional connections, the friends she used to do shoots with no longer had much use for her. She was rich, but alone.

Had things continued, she likely would have spiraled into an alcohol-fueled depression that it’s debatable she could have recovered from. Thankfully, before things could actually get dark for her, she Ascended. Now, with her beauty not only restored but further enhanced, and the power of a Goddess at her fingertips, Devi can command the adoration of all who behold her! Better still, if the mortals blessed by her presence are beautiful women she can lead down the Sapphic path.

MEGAN/DOMINA

Megan was a plain-looking, nerdy girl from Illinois, who lived a rough life at home, with an alcoholic mother and verbally abusive father. A couple years before, her only brother had been killed in a car accident. Her brother had been shitty to her for most of their childhood, but his death had only made their parents worse.

Her social life was no different; underconfident and shy, Megan had no real friends. Her only real solace was video games, anime, and comics, until she eventually discovered hentai games. Her geeky interests quickly descended into a porn and masturbation addiction, favoring the sparse stories of supernaturally powerful women, redheads in particular, dominating and using men for their own pleasure.

Despite her surging sex drive, her lack of social skills and good looks meant she couldn’t even seduce the thirstiest boys at her school, which turned into a self-directed bitterness and a bit of misandry from being so thoroughly overlooked by the boys at her school. This only strengthened her feelings of isolation, and she became as close to a shut-in as she could while still attending classes and having to deal with her parents’ attitudes.

When she Ascended, it was a whole new lease on life. Now free to satiate her rampant lusts, and bring her favorite fantastical worlds to life, Megan is determined to live her life on her own terms. To this end, she has once again transformed herself into the beautiful and wicked goddess Domina, unleashing her apocalyptic sadism upon her personal worlds.

Afterlewd: Re-Awakening

NOTE: This story is a follow-up to Metafucktional Miracle. Please read that first.

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Her eyes snapped open and with a gasp, she emerged into the world. She found herself on a large bed in a modest apartment in the suburbs. Her eyes flared a brilliant gold and her hair shifted to silver-white as an ineffable energy and savage arousal surged through her being. She was overcome with a sudden intuition that made her aware of… everything.

 

But following up on that intuition would have to wait. She had to take care of herself, right now, and she had to do it without causing a massive disruption to the world around her. With a thought, she froze the universe around her, and began to frantically masturbate! She could feel the cosmic power roiling in her being as inhuman pleasures bloomed in her core. She couldn’t think, couldn’t parse the flow of information, could only feel, writhing and moaning in divine ecstasy. The world around her remained unaware of the Goddess’s rapturous awakening.

Metafucktional Miracle

 NOTE: What follows is a largely self-indulgent, meta-fictional tale that’s both a semi-joking way for me to process my own writing struggles, and a desperate attempt to break down the mountain of writer’s block that all-too-frequently consumes me.

This story is also intended to be the official fresh re-start of my Omnymphotents story setting as a whole. Prior to this, I had written a dozen or so loosely connected shorts and articles detailing various aspects of the setting and introducing an assortment of characters. However, as I am want to do, I kept being very indecisive as to where I wanted to go with the concept. While I had always wanted it to be a silly, fun series overall, the more I found myself taking it seriously as a story project, the more I got hung-up on "doing it right."

And so, this story was born, as a way to force myself to "just do it." As such, if you are new to this series, and my stories as a whole, there's going to be some confusing references and out of leftfield moments. Don't worry about it. There is still plenty of hot magical femdom in here, so if you hate all the meta-humor nonsense, or don’t get the references, just skip past all that to get to the good parts, like any sensible erotica reader does. :V

Prelewd Comic: Cyl Steps In

 This comic takes place between the Prelewd and Chapter One of Metafucktional Miracle, and after Shady Bullies Sal. Made with Koikatsu.