Sometimes a guy just got tired of being around women all the
time. Sometimes, he just wanted to hang out with some other guys. And that was
a bit of a problem when he realized that his whole social circle consisted
entirely of females.
Of course, in Jax’s particular case, it was understandable. Omnymphotents were supposed to only be women. He was a complete anomaly in that regard, only coming into existence by the whims of his Splinter-Sister. While he didn’t really have an identity crisis over it, it was hard to really embrace his being a man, outside of the obvious sexual uses, when the vast majority of his memories had been of being Shady, and afterwards, the only beings he ever had much chance to talk to were his fellow Omnys.
Some of them, of course, would have been happy to take male form around him, and play at being guys for a bit, but it wasn’t really the same. It was different with men who were actually men. They just had a different sort of energy that he felt he really hadn’t been nurturing since his own Creation. The girls, of course, had plenty of exposure to it, because they had dozens to hundreds of mortal lovers, male Playthings they could fool around with, and in some cases, even be friends with. Jax had never taken the time to foster such relationships. He’d had his hands full just pleasing his fellow Omnys.
Maybe it was time to change that. Take some time out to develop some mortal friendships. To do something not revolving around sex, or the extremely occasional time he was called upon to do a little wrist slapping as one of the Five (which invariably led to some sexual-themed punishment 90% of the time).
Still, he found himself pausing as he considered how exactly to go about it. As Shady, she had simply imposed herself on mortals, male and female alike, and pushed them into hypersexual situations, consent often be damned. Rarely had she actually tried to do anything with them beyond that, but occasionally, she’d gotten sentimental enough about a certain boy or girl to actually hang out once in a while.
Jax did not particularly want to follow his Splinter-Sister's footsteps. Maybe he could just sign up for a few clubs on Earth somewhere, just blend in as one of the guys. Go to a college for a year and just play the student for a bit. Or hell, just go to a bar once in a while, and see how things went.
At that thought, he decided to glance over Earth, and scan for a place to go. To his surprise, his cosmic senses almost immediately detected a particularly familiar mortal he had yet to really talk to. He paused to consider. Well, it wouldn’t hurt to start with someone he knew, would it? And now, coming to think on it, it would be interesting to talk to him again, considering all their previous interactions had been when he was still just Shady.
Jax could have just popped in on him, but decided he would do the polite thing and call ahead. <Salamando? This is Jax. Are you free?>
***
Sal didn’t often go to Earth itself anymore. After spending so much time in the various fantastical realms of the Omnys, there really just wasn’t much to interest him on his home planet. Nevermind the dangers still inherent there. Most Omny Worlds were not overtly dangerous to a random traveler unless they were purposefully so, and even then, one could usually find safe zones. But Earth? It was always a risk.
The recreation of his home planet had initially been allowed to remain as fucked up and complicated and dangerous as the so-called “Real World”, complete with all the conflicts and inequity inherent to the human species and its many civilizations. Sal didn’t exactly want to take a stroll through a forest and get attacked by a bear. Or walk through a city and get mugged. Or take a swim in the ocean and get eaten by a shark. Or get hit with a disease. Or end up in a battlefield. Or get his shit stolen.
In truth, however, the Avatar of Salamando had very little to worry about. Between his own Empowerments, and having several divine guardians to help him out, he was probably the safest Mortal in the whole Omnyverse, even in the World where all that fantastical power was meant to not exist.
But once in a while, it was nice to return to a World he knew was properly grounded. There was a bit of magic here, and super people, but all evidence of it was buried deeply behind the Masquerade. The people of Earth still had no idea that their reality was merely one layer of a much more fantastical existence. No idea that Gods were very, very real, and walking among them. No idea that their planet existed solely because a handful of omnipotent nymphomaniacs had felt sentimental enough about it to make it the foundational anchor against which the rest of their Creations were juxtaposed.
The thing about living in safety-foamed fantasy worlds for too long is one got too comfortable taking it easy, getting overconfident in ones power while always being able to run away from actual challenges. Too easy to eventually lose oneself in the unreality of it all. Not that the Omny Worlds didn’t have their own harsh edges; even a place as literally soft as Cloth Land had some friction between it’s people. But something about Sal didn’t want him to be totally consumed by the fantastic. Just like spending weeks locked up in ones house, doing nothing but playing video games and jerking off would eventually drive a man insane, there was an existential listlessness to just walking the same circles in the same handful of Worlds, and letting himself just fade into a life of mediocre routine and predictable time wasting.
Not that he was going to go to Earth and throw himself into danger, but just being there, knowing there was a chaotic element he had to be aware of, it sometimes helped when he felt himself becoming too comfortable in his hedonism. And, if nothing else, it was nice to occasionally be around people who weren’t omnipotent goddesses, or the living characters those Goddesses Created. Sometimes it was nice to just be around people, and remember that for all he was a living dream, even he had a sense of mortal sentiment that needed to be slaked.
Naturally, of course, his first visit to Earth in over a year was promptly interrupted by a call from one of those said Goddesses. Or, in this rarest of cases, a God. And that rarity was probably the only reason he didn’t immediately tell them to call back later.
***
The red-haired man paused mid-drink, and glanced off to the
side. His own Empowerment had become increasingly honed, such that he could
trace where Jax’s message was coming from across the veil between dimensions.
He had a vague sense of the only male Omny looking into the restaurant from
across the Planar Void.
<Not doing anything at the moment> he thought back. <You want to meet somewhere specific? Or you can join me here.>
<I’ll join you> said Jax, and he appeared out in the parking lot, in a spot no one was looking. He strode casually into the building, smiled charmingly to the hostess and “happened” to see his Author’s Avatar closer to the back. After a quick word to the hostess, he went over to the table, sitting across from Sal.
“Hello,” he said.
Sal gave him a nod. “Hi.”
“Thanks for the meet up! I know I’m probably not top of your list to hang out with.”
Sal shrugged. “Long as you don’t try to fuck me or carry me off to some ridiculous shenanigan.”
Jax smirked. “I’ll refrain from stating to not knock it till you try it!”
“I appreciate it.” Sal looked him over. Jax was handsome, and had obvious muscle-tone, but he didn’t oversell it, dressing in jeans and a collared shirt that looked like it might have been a well-known brand, but didn’t have any exact identifiers as such. He could see the resemblance to Shady. Not quite a twin brother, but perhaps just a year older.
“Do you mind if I call you Sal?” said Jax. “I heard a rumor
you might be changing identities.”
“Well. I’ve been trying to go by Wander these days. That’s
how I’ve been introducing myself to other mortals in my travels. But that’s
just a placeholder name till I figure out a better one.” He frowned. “Which is what
I had been telling myself, but it turns out our Author’s officially retired
from smut, so he’s given up the Salamando name. So now I guess there’s not much
reason to change it. I’m used to it, and it’s how the rest of you know me. So,
I dunno. You Omnys can keep calling me that. I don’t mind.”
Jax nodded. “As long as you’re comfortable with it.”
Of course, in Jax’s particular case, it was understandable. Omnymphotents were supposed to only be women. He was a complete anomaly in that regard, only coming into existence by the whims of his Splinter-Sister. While he didn’t really have an identity crisis over it, it was hard to really embrace his being a man, outside of the obvious sexual uses, when the vast majority of his memories had been of being Shady, and afterwards, the only beings he ever had much chance to talk to were his fellow Omnys.
Some of them, of course, would have been happy to take male form around him, and play at being guys for a bit, but it wasn’t really the same. It was different with men who were actually men. They just had a different sort of energy that he felt he really hadn’t been nurturing since his own Creation. The girls, of course, had plenty of exposure to it, because they had dozens to hundreds of mortal lovers, male Playthings they could fool around with, and in some cases, even be friends with. Jax had never taken the time to foster such relationships. He’d had his hands full just pleasing his fellow Omnys.
Maybe it was time to change that. Take some time out to develop some mortal friendships. To do something not revolving around sex, or the extremely occasional time he was called upon to do a little wrist slapping as one of the Five (which invariably led to some sexual-themed punishment 90% of the time).
Still, he found himself pausing as he considered how exactly to go about it. As Shady, she had simply imposed herself on mortals, male and female alike, and pushed them into hypersexual situations, consent often be damned. Rarely had she actually tried to do anything with them beyond that, but occasionally, she’d gotten sentimental enough about a certain boy or girl to actually hang out once in a while.
Jax did not particularly want to follow his Splinter-Sister's footsteps. Maybe he could just sign up for a few clubs on Earth somewhere, just blend in as one of the guys. Go to a college for a year and just play the student for a bit. Or hell, just go to a bar once in a while, and see how things went.
At that thought, he decided to glance over Earth, and scan for a place to go. To his surprise, his cosmic senses almost immediately detected a particularly familiar mortal he had yet to really talk to. He paused to consider. Well, it wouldn’t hurt to start with someone he knew, would it? And now, coming to think on it, it would be interesting to talk to him again, considering all their previous interactions had been when he was still just Shady.
Jax could have just popped in on him, but decided he would do the polite thing and call ahead. <Salamando? This is Jax. Are you free?>
***
Sal didn’t often go to Earth itself anymore. After spending so much time in the various fantastical realms of the Omnys, there really just wasn’t much to interest him on his home planet. Nevermind the dangers still inherent there. Most Omny Worlds were not overtly dangerous to a random traveler unless they were purposefully so, and even then, one could usually find safe zones. But Earth? It was always a risk.
The recreation of his home planet had initially been allowed to remain as fucked up and complicated and dangerous as the so-called “Real World”, complete with all the conflicts and inequity inherent to the human species and its many civilizations. Sal didn’t exactly want to take a stroll through a forest and get attacked by a bear. Or walk through a city and get mugged. Or take a swim in the ocean and get eaten by a shark. Or get hit with a disease. Or end up in a battlefield. Or get his shit stolen.
In truth, however, the Avatar of Salamando had very little to worry about. Between his own Empowerments, and having several divine guardians to help him out, he was probably the safest Mortal in the whole Omnyverse, even in the World where all that fantastical power was meant to not exist.
But once in a while, it was nice to return to a World he knew was properly grounded. There was a bit of magic here, and super people, but all evidence of it was buried deeply behind the Masquerade. The people of Earth still had no idea that their reality was merely one layer of a much more fantastical existence. No idea that Gods were very, very real, and walking among them. No idea that their planet existed solely because a handful of omnipotent nymphomaniacs had felt sentimental enough about it to make it the foundational anchor against which the rest of their Creations were juxtaposed.
The thing about living in safety-foamed fantasy worlds for too long is one got too comfortable taking it easy, getting overconfident in ones power while always being able to run away from actual challenges. Too easy to eventually lose oneself in the unreality of it all. Not that the Omny Worlds didn’t have their own harsh edges; even a place as literally soft as Cloth Land had some friction between it’s people. But something about Sal didn’t want him to be totally consumed by the fantastic. Just like spending weeks locked up in ones house, doing nothing but playing video games and jerking off would eventually drive a man insane, there was an existential listlessness to just walking the same circles in the same handful of Worlds, and letting himself just fade into a life of mediocre routine and predictable time wasting.
Not that he was going to go to Earth and throw himself into danger, but just being there, knowing there was a chaotic element he had to be aware of, it sometimes helped when he felt himself becoming too comfortable in his hedonism. And, if nothing else, it was nice to occasionally be around people who weren’t omnipotent goddesses, or the living characters those Goddesses Created. Sometimes it was nice to just be around people, and remember that for all he was a living dream, even he had a sense of mortal sentiment that needed to be slaked.
Naturally, of course, his first visit to Earth in over a year was promptly interrupted by a call from one of those said Goddesses. Or, in this rarest of cases, a God. And that rarity was probably the only reason he didn’t immediately tell them to call back later.
<Not doing anything at the moment> he thought back. <You want to meet somewhere specific? Or you can join me here.>
<I’ll join you> said Jax, and he appeared out in the parking lot, in a spot no one was looking. He strode casually into the building, smiled charmingly to the hostess and “happened” to see his Author’s Avatar closer to the back. After a quick word to the hostess, he went over to the table, sitting across from Sal.
“Hello,” he said.
Sal gave him a nod. “Hi.”
“Thanks for the meet up! I know I’m probably not top of your list to hang out with.”
Sal shrugged. “Long as you don’t try to fuck me or carry me off to some ridiculous shenanigan.”
Jax smirked. “I’ll refrain from stating to not knock it till you try it!”
“I appreciate it.” Sal looked him over. Jax was handsome, and had obvious muscle-tone, but he didn’t oversell it, dressing in jeans and a collared shirt that looked like it might have been a well-known brand, but didn’t have any exact identifiers as such. He could see the resemblance to Shady. Not quite a twin brother, but perhaps just a year older.
The waitress came with a refill to Sal’s tea and presented a sandwich with fries. She blinked to see Jax, and smiled a bit wider at him than she had at Sal. The latter didn’t take it personally. Jax was an Omny after all. If he hadn’t made a point to tamp down his Erotic Essence all the way, every woman whose sight he crossed would probably be soaking their panties already. As it was, the man had a natural charm to him.
Jax ordered a burger and a soda, mostly to be polite to the business. He didn’t really need to eat, of course.
“So,” said Sal, after the waitress left looking a little pink in the cheeks. “How can I help you?”
“Well, if I can be blunt,” said Jax. “You ever get tired of the clambake?”
Sal let out a bark of a laugh, almost spitting out part of his sandwich. “You know, honestly, I’ve gotten so used to being around women most of the time, it does feel a little weird to just be sitting here with another guy.” He paused and gave Jax another look.
“You can say it,” Jax said. “I know I’m a freak, even by Omny metrics.”
The waitress came by and gave Jax his order. He couldn’t help but flirt a bit with her, and she giggled, lingering at the table a bit longer. To her credit, she didn’t completely forget about Sal, checking if he needed another refill before walking to another table.
Jax paced himself through his meal, while Sal steadily worked through his, finishing well before the other man.
“So you think you’re more of a Created?” said Sal.
“Tch, maybe.” They were silent for a bit, and Jax worked through more of his meal as Sal finished his up. “So…”
“Yeah…” said Jax, nodding.
“Are we failing the Reverse-Bechdel Test?” said Sal with a smirk.
Jax shrugged again. “Sorry. I don’t actually do a whole lot other than the girls.”
“Guess it’s a little tough being the only God in the Punani Pantheon,” said Sal. “For that matter, you can read my mind, so, what could I tell you that you don’t already know?”
Jax smirked back. “I like actual conversation, too. But yeah, not a lot to say.”
“We could just sit here and enjoy each other’s masculine company.”
“Could.” He grinned sardonically and winked. “Could go for a roll if it gets too boring.”
Sal frowned slightly. “Sorry. I’m not gay, and I’m not bored enough with hetero-sex to try it out.”
Jax’s form shifted, suddenly taking the appearance of a beautiful woman. Not Shady, but perhaps if Shady had an older sister. “I take this form every once in a while. I could take it for you.”
Sal let out a short laugh. “Actually, no. Haven’t slept with Illia or Domina or RoseGold yet. And of course, Devi’s off the table.”
Jax laughed. “You’re gunna lose your stud card, man! You’re fallin’ behind!”
Sal smirked slightly. “You know, despite it all, I still don’t feel like a stud. Just the toy that got passed around.”
Jax’s smile thinned. “Yeah. Funnily enough, I know what you mean.”
They were silent for a moment, each sipping a drink. Sal glanced to him. “I guess you’re not given much of a break, huh?”
“Oh, once the novelty wore off, things slowed down. Now I mostly kinda flit between Megan and the rest of the Five. Between all that, though, I don’t really have anything going on, as I said. I kind of just chill out in various spots on Earth and Thrae. I admit, though, I haven’t given myself much opportunity to make mortal friends of my own. Had a couple quick flings, but I don’t really have any Playthings.”
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